Boomers will find this house on Zillow for like $185,000 and tell you there's no housing crisis, you just demand too much because you think you're too good to live here.

Imagine spending $600k to jackup your house 24' in the air and still having the same crappy house and a gigantic new staircase to climb day after day after day. I'd rather float in my raft for the hour it takes the storm surge to go away back to the ocean.

Nvidia will now pay you to put a mini AI data center on your houseIt looks like a normal AC unit in the yard.But inside sits 16 Nvidia Blackwell GPUs and Dell servers.A startup called Span builds them, backed by Nvidia.They bolt onto your home and you get paid for the power and Wi-Fi.Some estimates put that around $1,000 a month in your pocket.That is rent money just for hosting a box outside.Span says it deploys way faster and cheaper than a real data center.The AI boom is literally moving into

Go take your EBT/SNAP ass home & make your own pizza BURDENISHA.

Go back home.